English fun

So my English teacher assigned us an essay and, of course, the first question that comes to everyone's mind is "how long does the essay have to be?". My English teacher's response was something that I'll never forget:
"It's like a skirt. It has to be long enough to cover the important parts, but short enough to be interesting."
so f-ing funny and I'll never forget it.

Holy Cow!!!

Ok so I was looking at my blog numbers and statistics. The blog with only one follower and only seven posts still has 1298 page views. Thats more pageviews than my reading blog that has seven followers and more than 70 posts.....Holly Cow!!! That's amazing!!!!

TMD

So my grandma told me that my jaw problems are probably the same as her's. She has TMD, and to be honest it sounds like the same as what I've got. Here's what it is. I have most of the symptoms! it's crazy


Temporomandibular disorders (TMD) occur as a result of problems with the jaw, jaw joint and surrounding facial muscles that control chewing and moving the jaw. These disorders are often incorrectly called TMJ, which stands for temporomandibular joint.

The cause of TMD is not clear, but dentists believe that symptoms arise from problems with the muscles of the jaw or with the parts of the joint itself.

Injury to the jaw, temporomandibular joint, or muscles of the head and neck – such as from a heavy blow or whiplash – can cause TMD. Other possible causes include:
Grinding or clenching the teeth, which puts a lot of pressure on the TMJ
Dislocation of the soft cushion or disc between the ball and socket
Presence of osteoarthritis or rheumatoid arthritis in the TMJ
Stress, which can cause a person to tighten facial and jaw muscles or clench the teeth

Common symptoms of TMD include:
Pain or tenderness in the face, jaw joint area, neck and shoulders, and in or around the ear when you chew, speak, or open your mouth wide
Limited ability to open the mouth very wide
Jaws that get "stuck" or "lock" in the open- or closed-mouth position
Clicking, popping, or grating sounds in the jaw joint when opening or closing the mouth (which may or may not be accompanied by pain) or chewing
A tired feeling in the face
Difficulty chewing or a sudden uncomfortable bite – as if the upper and lower teeth are not fitting together properly
Swelling on the side of the face
May occur on one or both sides of the face

A start

*so every year I have a terrible christmas list because all the stuff that I want I forget it by the time it gets to christmas. so here is what I'm doing. I'm going to start it right now. that way I'll know what I want when christmas comes around




Christmas List
1) Harry Potter Wii game
2) Just Dance Wii games
3) gift card for the movie theater
4) gift card to walmart




....yeah that's what I want so far lol yeah that's it

What Legendary Pokemon am I?

MEWTWO

That's so bad!!!!