Saturday, January 26, 2013

Boys are made of....

So today I was just reminiscing about my child hood.....gooood tiiiimmmess.....anyways, so I was reminiscing about my child hood and this song randomly popped into my head.....

Yankee Doodle went to town a-riding on a gopher
Bumped into a garbage can and this is what fell over:
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat, chopped up parakeet.
French-fried eyeballs rolling down the street.
Oops, I forgot my spoon!
So they gave me a split-splat, pus-on-top,
Monkey vomit and camel snot,
All wrapped up in birdie poo,
So eat it, (insert name), it’s good for you!
With vitamin C, and protein too
And don’t forget the dogie doo!

....I couldn't believe I even remembered it. Of course the way I remembered it was...

Boys are made of:
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat, chopped up parakeet.
French-fried eyeballs rolling down the street.
Oops, I forgot my spoon!
So someone gave me a split-splat, pus-on-top,
Monkey vomit and camel snot,
All wrapped up in birdie poo,
So I'll eat it because it's good for you!
With vitamin C, and proteins too
And you can't forget the dogie doo!

....so yeah I sang it like that, all the way through. lol yeah......


I'm weird!!