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Aliens?

Ok so I feel really stupid. My show got over and i was only vaugly listening to the TV. The next show started with "This is a World wide television broadcast, I have news of the Worlds first contact with extra terrestrials." I totally thought for a second that it was real until I looked at the TV. lol. So funny!!!!

Ghosts

I don't know about you guyses-except for my friends, I know about you- i really, truly, believe in ghosts. My friend Alyssa and I, whenever we go to the Wilderness in the dells we seem to have the strangest experiences. Once the door handle to our room was jiggling and when we went to go to check it out there was no one there. Another time we were walking through the hall and we looked back briefly and we saw someone wearing, you wouldn't believe this, a top hat. When we did a double take (come on the guy was wearing a top hat and he was walking, like, super close) there was no one there. The last time we went was, in my opinion, the most scary. We were on the elevator and the elevator jolted. Like something jumped on the top of it. Then the rest of the way down the whole thing was shaking, and when we finally got to out floor the doors only opened halfway. You might say that it was the elevators just malfuntioning, but i don't know....it really felt like someone was there with us....that was the creepy part about it. ok not the creepiest part, but it was deffinatly a terrifying experiance anyways.

Song?

Today I was singing a song in math class and in the song there's a part where you laugh. (ever heard 123 like a bird i sing?) Well, my friend thought I was laughing at her. You know how awkward that is. lol. It was really great though.

And that's when the fight started

Ok so these might be a little long but, they're so funny that I just can't resist.


1. I heard my wife crying in the bathroom. "Honey? What's wrong" I asked. "Oh, George! Just look at me: I'm getting so old! I have more gray in my hair than blonde, I have varicose veins on both of my legs, and I'm just fat and wrinkled all over! I really need someone to say something positive about me right now!" I looked deeply into her eyes and said softly: "Your vision's real good, honey. That's something, isn't it?"
And that's when the fight started....

2. When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So I took her to a gas station.
And that's when the fight started....

3. My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She was my senior year girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And that's when the fight started....

4. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....

5. My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started....

Fruit Loops

Ok so I brought fruit loops to Math today and let's just say that my friend and I got a little bit carried away. yeah.....the pictures say it all

That's What She Said

I might seem immature for saying this, but I'm almost 17 and I still think the "that's what she said" joke is so funny. I just cant get enough of it. I'd like to do them all the time. Sometimes it's the only thing that gets me through a class. A teacher say's "yeah I know this problem is a little hard" and I'm trying hard not to burst out laughing. (by the way, if you're a true fan of the "that's what she said" joke then you'll notice that the lines 2-4 are part of the joke).

The things that can make me smile!

You know it's weird how a group of people can be affected by just one saying or picture. Today me and my friends were searching through blogs and we found this picture (An Open Book by Longstory). Looking back I don't see why it was so darn good, but I still laugh when I look at this. So, as my first post is inspired by someone elses blog. I posted the same picture and am giving full credit to that person. Thank you Longstory, for making my day so much better for some reason!